Wild Child Check

Overheard from the back of the van:

Cameron:  You have to go to the doctor for wild child checks.
Aubrey:  What's a wild child check?
Cameron:  When you go to the doctor.
Aubrey:  Why is it called a wild child check?
Cameron:  Because they give you shots and then you get wild (accompanied by wiggling in his seat belt)
Ryan:  It's well child checks, not wild child.
Kids: Oh!